August 2011
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Beer Me, Piece 2
You know, forget how he met Chester. Chester is magical. You know why Chester is magical? Chester is a snowman. A pretty impressive, magical snowman. Like the snowman in the snowman song whose name I forget. He was a pretty good snowman. Chester would eventually melt, but as for now he was still existing as the preeminent magical snowman in the tri-county area.
Aug 3rd
July 2011
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Beer Me, Piece 1
“The beer isn’t COLD enough,” said Jason, half in the bag. “Fine, ya dick,” growled Chester. “Lemme do my stuff.” Chester blew on Jason’s can of Icehouse until it was nearly frozen. This was one of Chester’s magical powers for some reason. Nobody really knew or cared how Chester got his powers. And nobody really took advantage of them, except...
Jul 21st
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Things Unremarkable, Piece 2
Loomis told his professor everything, starting with a deep breath. “My mother, she was this horse trainer,” he began. “But everything she did with the horses had this Christian spin on it. It was ride a horse while reading a Bible, teach a horse to read the Bible…” “Teach a horse to read?” asked the professor. “The Bible. She felt the only book...
Jul 6th
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Things Unremarkable, Piece 1
This is the first of what I’m hoping will be a series of short stories. Before anyone asks— none of what I’ll be writing will be autobiographical or allegorical to my own life. These are just ideas of fiction drifting in my own head, and they will be manifested here. Feel free to repost, reblog, share, whatever— please remember to give credit. Enjoy. Loomis was a...
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January 2011
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I made a college football playoff system. Because... →
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Beer for dogs. I think we can officially end... →
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March 2010
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Gagapalooza →
Don’t care what you think… I think I wanna see Gaga. Don’t care how overhyped she is. She’s the Super Bowl of music… so much build up to… some songs where she sounds like she’s convulsing (ra ra ooh la la, blah blah blah, tacos, let’s make a sandwich). And then the Colts choke. On Lady Gaga. Oh, and Arcade Fire, Hot Chip and DEVO. Oh. And I...
Mar 31st
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Buy me a new computer!
And some tacos. And a big TV. And some laundry detergent. NOW.
Mar 31st