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Beer Me, Piece 1
“The beer isn’t COLD enough,” said Jason, half in the bag.
“Fine, ya dick,” growled Chester. “Lemme do my stuff.”
Chester blew on Jason’s can of Icehouse until it was nearly frozen. This was one of Chester’s magical powers for some reason. Nobody really knew or cared how Chester got his powers. And nobody really took advantage of them, except for Jason. Because Jason is a dick.
Jason has been banned from both Walgreens and Walmart because of his caustic, annoying behavior. He has stolen every sort of over-the-counter drug not tied down. He once mixed them together and fed them to a baby. The baby’s fine. And the drug cocktail was later found to send his brother’s cancer into remission.
Good things happen to Jason for his being a dick. Like how he met Chester.
